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benifits
of being a chick 1.We
can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks
2.Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the
arm.
3.Yea- PMS sucks,; But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
4.If we're on a really
big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat
5.We get the bigger apartment on
Friends.
6. Girl talk.You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
7.We never have
to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us<
8.Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with
a little concealer. ( howdo guys live without that stuff?)
9.We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
10.We
can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
12.We get yummy chocolates and flowers
from guys!!
13.We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol
14.That whole
circumcision thing!
15.When we get married; we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
16.We
dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
17.At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
18.We
never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!)
19.Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
20.We can take
stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
21.We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
22.Nose hair, ear hair,
back hair- so not a problem for us.
23.SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
24.We dont have
to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
25.That special bond we have with our moms-some day.
26.We dont feel
the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
27.Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or N'sync Well
almost nobody.
28.Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
29.We can get away with wearing platform
shoes without looking goofy.
30.We give really really good advice.
31.On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have
coolest supernatural powers.
32.Dollhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal,Deb,Rave,Charlotte Russe
33.We can put cotton balls
between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
34.Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls.
35.Bevis
and Butt-Head arent funny.
36.The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been writen about you.
37.We dont have to
sit on our wallets.
38.And our wallets have a place for change.
39.Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben
Affleck some day.
40.Our lives do not revolve around ESPN
Sports Center.
41.We can
wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people.
42.Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are
young.
43.We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
44.Britney, Eve, Kathrine, Buffy, Josie and the Pussycats,
Gwen.
45.We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true. 46.Our magazines have Horoscopes.
47.We dont have to
stuff boxers in our jeans.(How can that be comfortable?)
48.Female pro athletes arent overpaid egomaniacs.(yet)
49.Girls
with guy first names (like Joey) sounds cool but guys named Amanda arent much of a turn
on.
50.We look great in tank tops. ( Hint Hint to any guy reading this)
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