And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage without a hard-on.

 I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends, about the size of my a**.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.

 At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.

 I never forget, an important date.

 You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

 I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.

 Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.

 I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

 And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b***h.

 Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

 In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

 Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.

 Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!

 I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.

 DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN

Get it you PRICK!