1)thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping
(why wait so long??)

2) thou shall not take drugs
(alcohol last's longer)

3) thou shall not steal from K-MART
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not get arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5) thou shall not steel from thy parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get in fights
(just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class
(just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class
(hooters pay more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex
(like Nike says “Just Do It”)

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street
(just leave them in the middle)