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How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
6) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
8) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what YOU think."
9) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
10) Ask people what sex they are.
11) Sing along at the opera.
12) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
13) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This
is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
14) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be
in the bathroom.
15) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
17) Call the psychic hotline and just say, “Guess”
18) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19) Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in MY head that bother me, it's the voices in YOUR head that do
20) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
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