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Fine
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about
but need to shut you up. Never use the word fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five
Minutes
his is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you
take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
Nothing
If you ask her what is wrong and she says
"Nothing," this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman
has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last
"five minutes" and end with the word "fine."
Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will
result in a woman getting upset over "nothing" and will end with the word "fine."
Go Ahead (normal eyebrows)
This
means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a "raised eyebrow go ahead" in just a few minutes,
followed by "nothing" and "fine" and she will talk to you in about "five minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh
This
is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you
are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing."
Soft
Sigh
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand.
She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
That's Okay
This is one
of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's okay" is often used with the word "fine" and
used in conjunction with "a raised eyebrow go ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you
are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You
have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
Thanks
A woman
is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome."
Thanks A Lot
This is much different from "thanks."
A woman will say, "thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous
way, and will be followed by the "loud sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "loud sigh," as she will only
tell you "nothing."
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